A
Abergavenny
Penny
Ace Of Spades
AIDS
Acker Bilk
Milk
Adam and Eve
Believe
Adam and son
Done
Adam And The Ants
Pants
Adrian Quist
Pissed
Airs and Graces
Braces
Airs and Graces
Faces
Airs and Graces
Races
Alan Minter
Splinter
Alans
Pants
Alderman's Nail
Tail
Ali McGraw
Straw
Ali Afloat
Coat
All Night Rave
Shave
All Time Loser
Boozer (Heavy Drinker)
Allan Border
Out Of Order
Alligator
Later
Almond Rock
Frock
Almond Rocks
Socks
Alphonse
Ponce
Ancient Greek
Reek
Andy Cain
Rain
Andy McNab
Cab (Taxi)
Anna Maria
Fire
Anneka Rice
Ice
Apple Cider
Spider
Apple Core
Score (Twenty Pounds)
Apple Fritter
Bitter (Beer)
Apples and Pears
Stairs
April Fool
Stool
April Fool
Tool
April Fools
Football Pools
April Showers
Flowers
Army and Navy
Gravy
Artful Dodger
Lodger
Arthur Ashe
Cash
Arthur Bliss
Piss
Arthur Scargill
Gargle (Drink)
Ascot Races
Braces
Ash And Oaks
Smokes (Cigarettes)
Aunt Joanna
Piano
Aunt Nell
Smell
Auntie Annie
Fanny
Auntie Dot
Hot
Auntie Ella
Umbrella
Auntie Lily
Silly
Auntie Nellie
Belly
Ave Maria
Fire
Ayrton Senna
Tenner (Ten Pound Note)
B
Bacon and Eggs
Legs
Butcher's Hook
Look
Baa Lamb
Tram
Babbling Brook
Cook
Babbling Brook
Crook
Baby Giraffe
Half(a pint)
Bacardi Breezer
Geezer
Bacon Sarnie
Pakistani
Baden Powell
Towel
Bag of Sand
Grand
Bag of Yeast
Priest
Bag/Bowl of Fruit
Suit
Baked Bean
Queen
Baked Potato
Later
Baker's Dozen
Cousin
Bale of Hale
Gay
Bale of Straw
Raw
Ball and Chalk
Walk
Balloon Car
Saloon Bar
Ballroom Blitz
Tits
Bangers and Mash
Cash
Barclays Bank
Wank
Barn Owl
Row (quarrel)
Barnaby Rudge
Judge
Barnet Fair
Hair
Barney Rubble
Trouble
Barry Crocker
Shocker
Barry McGuigan
Big 'Un (Big One)
Barry White
Shite
Basil Fawlty
Balti
Basin Of Gravy
Baby
Bat and Wicket
Ticket
Bath Bun
Son/Sun
Battle of Saratoga
Yoga
Battle Of Waterloo
Stew
Battlecruiser
Boozer
Beans on Toast
Evening Post
Bear's Paw
Saw
Beechams Pill
Bill/Still
Bees and honey
Money
Bees Wax
Tax
Beetles and Ants
Underpants
Beggar Boy's Ass
Brass
Beggar-My-Neighbour
Labour
Belinda Carlisles
Piles
Ben Cartwright
Shite
Bended Knees
Cheese
Bengal Lancer
Chancer
Berk(Berkeley Hunt)
Cunt (person, not genitalia)
Betty Boo
Zoo
Bexley Health
Teeth
Biffo the Bear
Hair
Big Ben
Ten
Big Dippers
Slippers
Bill Wyman
Hymen
Billie Piper
Windshield Wiper
Billy Goat
Coat
Billy Goat
Throat
Bin Lid
Quid
Bird Bath
Laugh
Bird Lime
Time
Bird's Nest
Chest
Biscuit and Cookie
Bookie
Biscuit Tin
Chin
Biscuit and Cheese
Knees
Bladder Of Lard
Card
Blind Mice
Ice
Boat Race
Face
Bob Hope
Dope
Bob Hope
Soap
Bob Squash
Wash
Bobble Hat and Scarf
Laugh
Bobby Moore
Score (Twenty Pounds)
Bobby Moore
Sure
Bombay Docks
Socks
Bonney Fair
Hair
Bonnie and Clyde
Snide
Bo-Peep
Sleep
Boracic (boracic lint)
Skint
Boris Karloff
Cough
Botany Bay
Run Away
Bottle and glass
Arse
Bottle and Glass
Class
Bottle of Cola
Bowler
Bottle of Glue
Two
Bottle of Porter
Daughter
Bottle of Sauce
Horse
Bottle of Scotch
Wrist Watch
Bow And Arrow
Barrow
Bow and Arrow
Sparrow
Brace and Bit
Shit
Brace and Bits
Tits
Brad Pitt
Shit
Brad Pitt
Tit
Brahms and Liszt
Pissed (drunk)
Brass Band
Hand
Brass Nail
Tail (Prostitute)
Brass Tacks
Facts
Bread & Jam
Van
Bread And Butter
Gutter
Bread and Cheese
Sneeze
Bread and Honey
Money
Brenda Lee
Key
Bricks and Mortar
Daughter
Brigham Young
Tongue
Bright And Breezy
Easy
Briney Marlin
Darling
Bristol City
Breasts
British Rail
Brittney Spears
Tears
Brixton Riot
Diet
Brixton Riot
Diet
Bromley by Row
Toe
Brothers And Sisters
Whiskers
Brown Bread
Dead
Brown Hat
Cat
Brussel Sprouts
Scouts
Bubble And Squeak
Beak
Bubble And Squeak
Greek
Bubble And Squeak
Speak
Bubble And Squeak
Week
Bubble Bath
Laugh
Bucket And Pail
Jail
Bucket And Pail
Jail
Buddy Holly
Volley
Bugs Bunny
Money
Bull and Cow
Row
Bull And Cow
Row (Quarrel)
Bullock Bladder
Ladder
Bullock's Horn
Pawn (In-Pawn)
Bungle & Zippy
Nippy
Bunny Ears
Tears
Burnt Cinder
Window
Burton On Trent
Rent
Bushel And Peck
Neck
Bushey Park
Joke
Bushey Park
Lark
Buster Keaton
Meeting
Butcher's Hook
A Look
C
Cab Rank
Bank
Cadbury's (Snack)
Back
Cadbury's Flake
Mistake
Cain And Abel
Table
Calvin Klein
Nine
Calvin Klein
Fine
Camel's Hump
Dump (shit)
Can Of Oil
Boil
Canal Boat
Tote
Canary
Fairy (gay)
Candle Wax
Tax
Candlesticks
Zits
Canoes
Shoes
Cape Of Good Hope
Soap
Captain Cook
Book
Captain Cook
Look
Captain Hook
Book
Captain Kirk
Work
Car and Scooter
Computer
Cardboard Box
Pox
Carpet
Three/p>
Carpet Pile
Smile
Cash And Carry-ed
Married
Cat And Cages
Wages
Cat and Dog
Bog (Toilet)
Cat And Mouse
House
Cattle Truck
Fuck
Cellarflap
Tap (Ask For A Loan)
Century
100
Chalfont St. Giles
Piles (Haemorrhoids)
Chalk Farm
Arm
Chamois Leather
Weather
Charles Fox
Box
Charlie (Charlie Hunt)
Cunt
Charlie Brown
Brown
Charlie Chan
Tan
Charlie Dicken
Chicken
Charlie Nash
Slash (Piss)
Charlie Prescot
Waistcoat
Charlie Pride
Ride
Charlie Ronce
Ponce
Chas And Dave
Shave
Cheerful Giver
Liver
Cheese & Ham
Scram
Cheese & Kisses
Missus
Cheese and Rice
Jesus Christ
Cheese Bap
Jap
Cheese Gratter
Raver
Cheese Rind
Four of a kind
Cheesy Quaver
Favour
Chelsea Pier
Queer
Cheltenham Bold
Cold
Cherie Blair
Penalty Fare
Cherry Hog
Dog
Cherry Pie
Lie
Cherry Ripe
Pipe
Chevy Chase
Face
Chew The Fat
Chat
Chewy Toffee
Coffee
Chicken And Rice
Nice
Chicken Breast
Breast
Chicken Curry
Worry
Chicken Jalfrezi
Crazy
Chicken Oriental
Mental
China Plate
Mate (Friend)
Chinese Blind
Mind
Chipmunks
Trunks
Chips & Peas
Knees
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Cockney Rhyming Slang
Choc ice
dice
Chocolate Fudge
Judge
Chopsticks
six
Christian Slater
Later
Christmas Crackered
Knackered
Christmas Crackers
Knackers (testicles)
Christmas Eve
Believe
Church Boys
Customs and Excise
Cilla Black
Back
Circus and clown
Brown
City Slickers
Knickers
Claires Raynors
Trainers
Claret (red wine)
Blood
Clever Mike
Bike
Clickity Click
Sixty Six
Clothes Peg
Egg
Cloud Seven
Heaven
Coalheaver (From Giver)
Penny
Coals and Coke
Broke
Coat And Badge
Cadge (Borrow)
Coat Hanger
Clanger (mistake)
Cobbler's Awls
Balls
Cock and Hen
Ten
Cock Linnet
Minute
Cock Sparrow
Barrow
Cockle and Mussells
Brussells (sprouts)
Cockney rhyme
time
Cockroach
Coach
Coco/Cocoa
Say so
Colonel Gadaffi
Cafe
Comedy Dave
Rave
Comic Cuts
Guts
Conan Doyle
Boil
Constantino Rocca
Shocker
Cooking Fat
Cat
Corn Beef
Teeth
Corn on the Cob
Job
Cough and Drag
Fag (cigarette)
Council gritter
shitter
Country Cousin
Dozen
Cousin Kyle
Paedophile
Cousin Sis
Piss
Cows and Kisses
Missus (wife)
Cow's Calf
Half
Cozzer's
Cops
Cream Cookies
Bookies (Bookmakers)
Cream Cracker-ed
Knackered
Crispy Duck
Fuck
Crosby, Stills, Nash
Cash
Crown Jewels
Tools
Crust (crust of bread)
Head
Crust of Bread
Head
Cucumbers
Numbers
Cuddle And Kiss
Piss
Cuddle And Kiss
Miss
Currant Bun
Nun
Currant Bun
Sun
Currant Cake-y
Shaky
Current Bun
Nun
Custard And Jelly
Telly (Television)
Cuts And Scratches
Matches
D
Daff-A-Down Dilly
Silly
Daft And Barmy
Army
Daily Mail
Tale
Daisy Roots
Boots
Dancing Fleas
Keys
Danny La Rue
Clue
Danny Marr
Car (Esp Flash One)
Darby and Joan
Moan
Darky Cox
Box
David Gower
Shower
Day And Night
Light (Ale)
Day's Dawning
Morning
Deep Sea Diver
Fiver (Five Pound Note)
Dennis Law
Draw
Derby Kelly
Belly
Derry and Tom
Bomb
Dick Emery
Memory
Dickory Dory
Clock
Dicky Bird
Word
Dicky Dirt
Shirt
Dig In The Grave
Shave
Ding Dong
Song
Ding Dong Bell
Hell
Dinky Doo
Twenty-Two
Dinky Doos
Shoes
Dixie Dean
Jeans
Do As You Like-y
Pikey
Doctor Crippen
Dripping
Dog And Bone
Telephone
Dog's Meat
Feet
Donald Duck
Luck
Donkey's Ears
Years
Door to Door
Four
Doris Day
Gay (Homosexual)
Dot and Dash
Moustache
Doug McClure
Whore
Douglas Hurd
Turd
Down The Drains
Brains
Dribs And Drabs
Crabs
Drum And Fife
Knife
Drummond And Roce
Knife And Fork
Duchess Of Fife
Wife
Duck And Dive
Hide
Duck and Dive
Skive
Dudley Moores
Sores
Duke Of Argyles
Piles
Duke Of Kent
Rent
Duke Of York
Chalk
Duke Of York
Cork
Dunlop Tyre
Liar
Dustbin lid
Kid
E
Early Doors
Drawers (Pair Of)
Early Hours
Flowers
Eartha Kitt
Shit
Earwig
Twig (Understand)
East ang West
Vest
Easter Bunny
Funny
Eddie Grundies
Undies (Underwear)
Eddy Grant
Plant
Edgar Allan Poe
Tow
Edinburgh Fringe
Minge
Edna Everage
Beverage
Efan Ekuku
Poo
Egg Yoke
Joke
Eggs and Kippers
Slippers
Eiffel Tower
Shower
Eighteen Pence
Sense
Elastic Bands
Hands
Elephant And Castle
Parcel
Elephant And Castle
Arsehole
Elephant's Trunk
Drunk (Inebriated)
Elliot Ness
Mess
Elmer Fudd
Spud
Elsie Tanner
Spanner
Emma Freuds
Haemorrhoids
Empire State
Mate
Engineers And Stokers
Brokers
Ernie Marsh
Grass
Errol Flynn
Chin
Euan Blair
Leicester Square
Everton Toffee
Coffee
Ewan McGreggor
Beggar
Eye Lash
Slash
F
Finsbury (short for Finsbury Park)
Arc(light) (in theaters)
Fainting Fits
Tits (Breasts)
Faith and Hope
Soap
Falun Gong
Wrong
Family Tree
Lavatory
Fanny Blair
Hair
Fanny Craddock
Haddock
Fanny Hill
Pill (Contraceptive)
Far East
Priest
Farmer Giles
Piles (Haemorrhoids)
Fat and Skinny
Mini
Fat and Wide
Bride
Fatboy Slim
Gym
Father Ted
Dead
Feather And Flip
Kip (Sleep)
Feathers
33
Fibre of your Fabric
Loot (money)
Fiddle and Flute
Suit
Fiddle De Dee
Pee/Wee
Field Of Wheat
Street
Fine And Dandy
Brandy
Finger and Thumb
Rum
Finlay Quaye
Gay (Homosexual)
Finsbury Park
Mark
Fireman's Hose
Nose
First Aid Kits
Tits
Fish and Chips
Tips (Gratuities)
Fish Hook
Book
Fisherman's Daughter
Water
Five To Two
Jew
Flight Lieutenant Biggles
Giggles
Flounder And Dab
Cab (Taxi)
Flowers and Frolics
Bollocks
Flowery Dell
Cell (Prison)
Fly-By-Nights
Tights
Foot Pump
Dump
Fore And Aft
Daft
Fork And Knife
Wife
Forrest Gump
Dumb (shit)
Forsythe Saga
Lager
Four By Two
Jew
Four Seasons
Reasons
Four Wheeler
Sheila
Francis Drakes
Brakes
Frank Bough
Off
Frankie Howard
Coward
Frankie Vaughan
Porn
Frankie Vaughan
Prawn
Fred Astaire
Hair
Fred McMurrays
Worries
French Kiss
Piss (Urinate)
Friar Truck
Luck
Fridge Freezer
Geezer (Man)
Frog and Toad
Road
Front Door
Bore
Front Wheel Skid
Yid (Jew)
Fruit Gum
Chum
Frying Pan
Fan
Frying Pan
Old Man (Husband)
Fugly
Ugly
G
Gamma Ray
Stray
Gang and Mob
Gob (mouth)
Garden Gate
8
Garden Gate
Late
Garden Gate
Magistrate
Garden Gate
Mate (Friend)
Gary Abblets
Tablets (Ecstasy)
Gary Ablett
Tablet (Ecstasy Pill)
Gary Glitter
Bitter (Beer)
Gary Glitter
Shitter (Anus)
Gary Player
All Dayer (all day drinking)
Gates of Rome
Home
Gathers
Cops
Gavvers
Police
Gay & Hearty
Party
Gay and Frisky
Whisky
Gay Gordon
Parking Warden
General Election
Erection
Geoff Hurst
Burst (urinate)
Geoff Hurst
Thirst
Geoffrey Chaucer
Saucer
George and Zippy
Nippy (cold)
George Best
Chest
George Martin
Farting
George Raft
Draft
George Raft
Draught
Georgie Bests
Breasts
Georgio Armani
Sarnie (Sandwich)
German Band
Hand
German Bands
Hands
Gertie Gitana
Banana
Ghunga Dhin
Chin
Gianluca Vialli
Charlie (Cocaine)
Giggle and Titter
Bitter (Beer)
Gin and Tonic
Supersonic
Ginger Ale
Jail
Ginger Beer
Engineer
Ginger Beer
Queer (odd)
Gipsy's Warning
Morning
Giraffe
Laugh
Girls and Boys
Noise
Glasgow Ranger
Stranger
Glass of Plonk
Conk (Nose)
Glass of Water
Quarter
Glenn Hoddle
Doddle (easy or straight forward)
Gloria Gaynors
Trainers (running shoes)
Gobstopper
Chopper (Penis)
God Forbid
Kid (child)
God Forbids
Kids
Gold Watch
Scotch
Gold Watch
Scotch (Whisky)
Goldie Locks (Goldies)
Socks
Gooseberry Pudding
Woman
Goose's Neck
Cheque
Gordon & Gotch
Watch
Gordon And Gotch
Wrist Watch
Grass in the Park
Nark
Grasshopper
Copper (Police)
Gravel and grit
Shit
Gravy lumps
Dumps
Grease and Grime
Time
Green eggs and ham
Exam
Green Gage
Wage
Greengages
Wages
Gregory Peck
Cheque
Gregory Peck
Neck
Gregory Peck
Specs (spectacles)
Grey Mare
Fare
Grumble & Grunt
Cunt
Gypsy Nell
Hell
Gypsy's Kiss
Piss
H
Habitual Knitter
Bitter
Hackney Marsh
Glass
Haddock And Bloater
Motor
Haddock and Bloater
Motor (car)
Hair Gel
Bell
Hairy Knees
Please
Hairy Muff
Fair Enough
Hairy Nips
Chips
Half A Grose
Dose
Half Inch
Pinch (To Steal)
Half Inched
Pinched
Half Past Three
Tea
Ham And Cheesy
Easy
Ham And Eggs
Legs
Ham Shank
Bank
Ham Shanks
Yanks
Hammer And Tack
Back
Hampden Roar
Score
Hampstead Health
Teeth
Hampton Wick
Prick (Penis)
Hank Marvin
Starvin'
Hansel and Gretel
Kettle
Ha'penny Dip
Ship
Harold Wilsons
Stilsons (Pipe Wrenches)
Harpers And Queens
Jeans
Harris Tweed
Weed
Harry Bash
Cash
Harry Dash
Flash (natty)
Harry Kewell
Cool
Harry Lime
Time
Harry Lin
Chin
Harry Monk
Spunk (semen)
Harry Nash
Cash
Harry Rag
Fag (cigarette)
Harry Randall
Candle
Harry Tate
Eight
Harry Tate
State (Condition, Esp Poor)
Harry Wragg
Fag (Cigarette)
Harvey Nichol
Pickle
Hat Rack
Back
Hatti Jacques
Shakes
Hay Stack
Back
Hearts Of Oak
Broke (Financially Ruined)
Hedge And Ditch
Pitch (Stall Or Stand)
Helter-skelter
An air-raid shelter
Henry Moore
Door
Here and there
Chair
Herring And Kipper
Stripper
Herring Bone
Phone
Hey Diddle Diddle
Fiddle
Hey Diddle Diddle
Middle
Hide and Seek
Cheek
Highland Fling
Ring
Hillman Hunters
Punters
Hit and Miss
Kiss
Hit and Miss
Piss
Hobson's Choice
Voice
Holloa Boys Holloa
Collar
Holly Hox
Pox
Holly Reath
Teeth
Holy Friar
Liar
Holy Ghost
Racing Post
Holy Ghost
Toast
Hopping Pot
Lot (Serving or share)
Horse and Cart
Fart
Horse And Cart
Heart
Hot Cross Bun
Nun
Hot Cross Bun
Son
Hot Potato
Waiter
Hotpoint Fridge
Severn Bridge
House To Let
Bet
Housemaid's Knee
Sea
How d'you Do
Shoe
How's your father?
Lather
Hum & Song
Pong (smell)
I
I Suppose
Nose
Ian Beale
Deal
Ian Rush
Brish
Ian Wrights
Lights
Ice Cream Freezer
Geezer
Ice Rink
Drink
I'm Afloat
Overcoat
In And Out
Gout
In The Nude
Food
Inky Smudge
Judge
Ins and Outs
Snouts (Cigarettes)
Insects And Ants
Underpants
Inspector Morse
Sauce
Intercity
Kitty (pot of cash)
Irish Jig
Wig
Irish Pig
Wig
Irish Rose
Nose
Iron Hoof
Poof (homosexual)
Iron Horse
Toss
Iron Lung
Tongue
Iron Tank
Bank
Isle of Skye
Pie
Isle of Wight
Light
Isle of Wight
Right
Isle of Wight
Tights
Itch and Scratch
Match
Itchy Ring
Burger Kind
Itchy Teeth
Beef
Ivory Band
Hand
J
J Arthur Rank
Bank
J Arthur Rank
Wank (masturbate)
Jack & Danny
Fanny
Jack & Jill
Till (Cash Register)
Jack an'Dandy
Handy
Jack and Danny
Fanny
Jack And Jill
Bill (Statement)
Jack And Jill
Hill
Jack And Jill
Pill (birth control)
Jack and Jill
Till
Jack Dee
Pee
Jack Jones
Alone
Jack Jones
Own
Jack 'n' Danny
Fanny
Jack Palance
Dance
Jack Tar
Bar (Pub)
Jack The Dandy
Brandy
Jack The Ripper
Kipper
Jack the Ripper
Stripper
Jackanory
Story/ Tall Tale
Jackdaw
Jaw
Jackdaw And Rook
Book
Jackie Chan
Scran (food)
Jack's Alive
Five
Jackson Pollock
Bollocks
Jacobs Crackers
Knackers (testicles)
Jah Rule
School
Jakki Brambles
Shambles
Jam Jar
Car
Jam Roll
Arsehole
Jam Tart
Heart
Jam Tarts
Sweethearts
James Blunt
cunt (derogatory)
James Dean
Obscene
James Fox
Box
Jamie Redknapp
Crap
Jam-jar
Car
Janet Street-Porter
Quarter (a weight of drugs)
Jayme Gibbs
Jazz Bands
Hands
Jeckyll and Hyde
Snide
Jekyll and Hyde
Pride
Jekyll and Hydes
Strides (trousers)
Jenny Lee
Flea
Jenny Lee
Key
Jeremiah
Fire
Jerry Cottle
Bottle
Jerry O'Gorman
Mormon
Jim Skinner
Dinner
Jiminee Cricket
Ticket
Jimmy Hill
Bill (statement)
Jimmy Hill
Ill
Jimmy Hill
Pill
Jimmy O'Goblin
Sovereign
Jimmy Orner
Corner
Jimmy Riddle
Riddle (urinate)
Joanna
Piano (pronouced "pianna" in Cockney)
Jockey Whips
Chips
Jockey's Whip
Kip
Jodrell Bank
Wank
Joe Baxi
Taxi
Joe Blake
Snake
Joe Blake
Steak
Joe Brown
Town
Joe Goss
Boss
Joe Hook
Book
Joe Rook
Crook (criminal)
Joe Soap
Dope / Stupid Person
John Cleese
Cheese
John Cleese
Keys
John Cleese
Peas
John Hop
Cop (Police)
John Major
Pager
John Major
Wager
John O'Groat
Throat
John Skinner
Dinner
John Wayne
Train
Johnnie Rutter
Butter
Johnnie Mutter
Butter
Johnny Vaughn
Porn
Johnny Vaughn
Yawn
Judge Jules
Tools
Julian Clary
Fairy
Julius Caesar
Greek
Jumping Jack
Back
K
Kareem Abdul Jabbar
Car
Kate
Steak
Kate and Sydney
Steak and Kidney
Kate Karney
Army
Kate Moss
Toss
Kate Moss-ed
Lost
Kate Mossed it
Lost it
Kathy Burke
Work
Keith (Chegwin)
Pregnant
Keith Deller
Stella (Artois)
Ken Boon
4 Door Saloon
Ken Dodd
Wad
Ken Smee
Pee
Kermit
Road
Kermit the Frog
Bog
Kerry Packer
Knackered (tired)
Kettle On The Hob
Fog (Watch)
Kevin Keegan
Vegan
Khyber Pass
Arse
Khyber Pass
Glass
Kick and Prance
Dance
Kick Start
Tart
Kidney Punch
Lunch
Kilkenny
Penny
King Death
Breath
King Lear
Ear
King Lear
Queer (homosexual)
King Lears
Ears
King Tut
Gut
Kingdom Come
Burn
King's Death
Breath
Kippers
Slippers
Kitchen Sink
Click (jail)
Kitchen Sink
Drink
Kite
Cheque
Knobbly Knees
Keys
Kungfu Fighter
Lighter
Kuwaiti Tanker
Wanker
L
La-Di-Da
Cigar
La-Di-Da
Star
Lady from Bristol
Pistol
Lady Godiva
Fiver (Five Pound Note)
Lager and Lime
Spine
Lamb & Mint
Skint
Lards
Trousers
Last Card in the Pack
Sack
Laugh And Titter
Bitter (Beer)
Laugh on a joke
Smoke
Lee Marvin
Starvin'
Left In The Lurch
Church
Legs
11
Lemon And Lime
Crime
Lemon Curd
Girlfriend
Lemon Dash
Flash
Lemon Lime
Crime
Lemon Squeesy
Easy
Lemon Squeezer
Geezer
Lemonade
Spade
Leo Fender
Bender (homosexual)
Leo Sayer
All-dayer (Drinking Session)
Lesley Crowthers
Trousers
Lester Piggot
Bigot
Light and Bitter
Shitter
Light and Dark
Park
Lilley And Skinner
Dinner
Lillian Gish
Fish
Lillian Gish
Pish
Linda Lusardi
Cardy (cardigan)
Linen Draper
Newspapers
Ling and Linger
Ring on Finger
Lionel Bart
Fart
Lionel Bart
Tart
Lionel Blaire
Flares (wide bottom trousers)
Lionel Blaire
Nightmare
Lion's Lair
Chair
Little and Large
Marge
Little Critter
Bullshitter
Little White Mice
Dice
Liz Hurley
Early
Liza Minelli
Telly (TV)
Loaf of Bread
Head
Lollipop
Shop
Long Un
1000
Longers And Lingers
Fingers
Loop de Loop
Soup
Lord Lovell
Shovel
Lord Mayor
Swear
Lord Of The Manor
Tanner (Sixpence)
Lords and Peers
Ears
Louise Wener
Tenner (10 pound note)
Lousy Brown
Crown
Love and Kisses
Missus (Mrs)
L-Rig
Girl
Lucy Locket
Lump of Ice
Advice
Lump Of Lead
Head
Lump of School
Fool
M
Macaroni
Pony (Twenty-Five Pounds)
Macca Crap
Mae West
Best
Magnus Pike
Dyke (Lesbian)
Mahatma Ghandi
Randy
Major Loda
Soda
Major Stevens
Evens (Fifty-fifty Bet)
Major Stevens
Evens (betting)
Man On The Moon
Spoon
Manchester Scally
Rally
Mangle And Wringer
Singer
Manhole Cover
Brother
Marbles (marbles and conkers)
Bonkers (Mad)
Mark Ramprakash
Slash
Mars Bar
Scar
Master McGrath
Bra
Matheson Lang
Slang (Cockney Rhyming)
Mavis Fritter
Shitter
Me and You
Menu
Melvyn Bragged
Shagged
Melvyn Bragg
Fag (Cigarette)
Merchant Banker
Wanker
Merlyn Rees
Piece (Lunch)
Merry Old Soul
Arsehole
Merry-go-round
Pound
Merryheart
Tart
Meryl Streep
Cheap
Meryl Streep
Sleep
Metric Miles
Piles (Haemorrhoids)
Michael Caine
Train
Michael Caines
Stains
Michael Miles
Piles
Michael Winner
Dinner
Mick Jagger
Lagger
Mick Mills
Pills
Mickey Bliss
Piss (urinate)
Mickey Duff
Puff (marijuana)
Mickey Most
Toast
Mickey Mouse
House
Mickey Mouse
Scouse (Liverpudlian)
Mickey Rourke
Pork
Micro Chip
Nip
Midland Bank
Wank (masturbate)
Mikkel Becks
Specs (spectacles)
Milton Keynes
Jeans
Mince Pies
Eyes
Moby Dick
Sick
Molly O'Morgan
Organ
Monkey
500
Monkey Wrench
Wench
Monkey's Cousin
Dozen
Monkey's Tail
Nail
Moody
Stolen
Morecambe And Wise
Flies
Moriarty
Party
Mork and Mindy
Windy
Mortar and Trowel
Towel
Mother Hubbard
Cupboard
Mother Of Pearl
Girl
Mother's Ruin
Gin
Mozambique
Keek
Mozzle and brocha
On the knocker
Mrs. Chant
Aunt
Mrs. Duckett
Bucket
Mum and Dad
Mad
Mumbley Pegs
Legs
Murray Walker
Talker
Murray Mint
Skint
Mutt and Jeff
Deaf
Mutter and Stutter
Butter
Mystic Megs
Legs
N
Nails and Tacks
Fax
Nanny Goat
Boat
Nanny Goat
Coat
Nanny Goat
Throat
Nat King Cole
Dole (welfare)
Natter
Chat
Near and Far
Bar (Pub)
Ned Kelly
Telly (Television)
Needle and Pin
Gin
Nelly Duff
Puff (life)
Nelson Eddy's
Readies (Ready Money)
Nelson Mandella
Stella (beer)
Nena
99
Nervo
9
Nervo and Knox
Box
Nervo and Knox
Pox
Nervous Wreck
Cheque
Neves
7
New Delhi
Belly
Newgate Gaol
Tale
Newington Butts
Guts
Niagara Falls
Balls (testicle)
Niffty
50
Nifty n Frifty
Shifty
Nightboar to Cairo
Giro
Nix
86
Nix/Nixies
Nothing
No Surrenders
Suspenders
Noah's Ark
Lark
Noah's Ark
Nark
Noah's Ark
Park
Noah's Ark
Shark
Nobby Stiles
Piles (hemorrhoids)
Norman Watts
Pots
North and South
Mouth
Nose and Chin
Gin
Nuclear Sub
Pub
Nuns 'n Habits
Rabbits
Nuremberg Trials
Piles (Haemorrhoids)
Nutmegs
Legs
O
Obadiah
Fire
Ocean Going Squid
Quid
Ocean
Mate
Ocean Pearl
Girl
Ocean Wave
Shave
Oedipus Rex
Sex
Oily Rag
Fag (Cigarette)
Okey Doke
Poke
Old Bag
Hag (Horrible Woman)
Old Bill
Police
Old Pot and Pan
Old Man
Oliver Twist
pissed (drunk)
Oliver Twist
Fist
Oliver Twist
Fist
Oliver Twist
Wrist
Omar Sharif
Grief
On The Floor
Poor
Once a week
Beak
Once a week
cheek
One And the Other
Brother
One Time Looker
Hooker
Ones and Twos
Shoes
Ooh Aah
Stella Artois (beer)
Orange Peel
Feel
Orchestra Stalls
Balls (testicles)
Oscar Asche
Cash
Outings and Festivals
Testicles
Oxford Scholar
Dollar (Five Shillings)
Oxo Cube
Tube (Underground Railway)
P
Pam Shriver
Fiver
Pants and Vest
Chest
Paper Hat
Prat
Paraffin Lamp
Tramp
Pat and Mick
Sick
Pat Cash
Slash
Pat Malone
Alone
Pat Malone
Own (Alone)
Paul Cousins
Baker's dozens
Paul McKenna
Tenner (£10)
Paul Weller
Stella (beer)
Pea Shooter
Hooter (nose)
Peanut Butter and Jelly
Belly
Pear Halved
Starved
Pearly Queen
Seen
Peas in The Pot
Hot
Peckham (Peckham Rye)
Tie
Peddle and Crank
Wank (masturbate)
Pen and Ink
stink (smell)
Penny-A-Pound
Ground
Perpetual Loser
Boozer
Persian Rugs
Drugs
Pete Tong
Wrong
Peter Pan
Can (Prison or Wall Safe)
Peter Pan
Tan
Peter Powell
Towel
Petrol Tanks
Yanks
Philharmonic
Gin and Tonic
Picadilly
Silly
Piccolo and Flute
Suit
Pick and Mix
Sticks (Countryside)
Pie and Apple Chunk
Drunk
Pie and Liquor
Vicar
Pie and Mash
Flash
Pie and Mash
Slash (piss)
Pieces of Eight
Weight
Pig's Ear
Beer
Pillar and Post
Ghost
Pillar and Post
Host
Pimple and Botch
Scotch
Pineapple
Chapel
Pineapple Chunk
Bunk
Ping Pong
Strong
Pinky and Perky
Turkey
Pins & Pegs
Legs
Pipe and Drum
Bum
Pipe Your Eye
Cry
Pitch And Toss
Boss
Pittsburgh Steelers
Peelers (Police)
Planet of the Apes
Grapes
Plaster
Arse
Plates And Sishes
Missus
Plates of Meat
Feet
Pleasure and Pain
Rain
Plimsoll Mark
Park
Plink Plonk
Vin Blanc (Wine)
Polo Mint
Bint
Pony and Trap
Crap (sort of manure!)
Pope in Rome
Home
Pope on the Rope
Dope
Poppy (poppy red)
Bread
Porcupine
Wine
Pork Chops
Pigs (Police)
Porky (pork pie)
lie (fib)
Porridge Knife
Life (term)
Port And Brandy
Randy
Posh 'n Becks
Decks (turntables)
Posh 'n Becks
Sex
Pot and Pan
Old Man (Father)
Pot Of Glue
Clue
Potatoes in the Mould (Taters)
Cold
Pots and Dishes
Wishes
Prairie Hat
Prat
Present and Past
Last
Prison Time
Bird (Lime)
Profit & Loss
Boss
Pull Down The Shutter
Butter
R
Rusty Nail
Jail
Russell Harty
Party
Ruof
4
Runner Beans
Jeans
Rum and Coke
Joke
Ruby Rose
Nose
Ruby Murray
Curry
Rubric's Cube
Pube (pubic hair)
Rubber/Rubber dub (Rub-a-dub-dub)
Pub (or club)
Rubber Glove
Love
Rubber Duck
Cook
Rubber Dub
Sub, pay advance
Rubber bands
Hands
Rub-a-Dub-Dub
Pub
Rub-a-Dub
Club
Roy Hudd's
Spuds
Round the Houses
Trouser
Rouf Cinque
45
Rosy Lee
tea (drink)
Rosie (Rosie Lee)
tea ('cup of rosie')
Rory O'Moore
Door
Rory O'Moore
Floor
Roof Rack
Back
Ronnie Barker
Marker (Pen)
Ronnie & Reggie(Kray)
Veggie
Ronald Riches
Bitches
Rolls Royce
Voice
Rolling Billows
Pillows
Roller Coaster
Toaster
Roland Joffe
Coffee
Roger's
Roger Bannisters
4 Minute Mile (s)
Piles
Roger Starling
Carling (Beer)
Roger Nellie
Telly
Roger Moore
Door
Rodney Marsh
Harsh
Rocking Horse
Sauce
Rockford Files
Piles (hemorrhoids)
Rock of Ages
Wages
Rock and Roll
Dole
Robinson Crusoe
Do So
Robinson And Cleaver
Fever
Robin Hood
Good
Rob Roy
Boy
Roath
4
Roast Pork
Fork
Road
Frog and Toad
River Ouse
Booze (alcohol)
Rio Grande
1000
Rink-a-dink
Chink(Chinese)
Rifles (short for rifle ranges)
Changes
Riff Raff
Café (pronounced caff)
Ricki Lake
Rick Whitter
Shitter (Toilet or rectum)
Richard the Third
Bird
Richard the 3rd
Turd
Richard Burtons
Curtains
Rhythm n blues
Shoes
Rhubard Pill
Hill
Rex Mossop
Gossip
Reg Varney
Pakistani
Reg Grundies
Undies
Reels of Cotton
Rotten
Red sock
Dock
Read and Write
Fight
Razzmatazz
Jazz (evolved to mean general excitement)
Razor
Blazer
Ravi Shanker
Wanker
Rattle and clank
Bank
Rats and mice
Dice
Rat and mouse
House
Raspberry Tart
Fart (blowing raspberries)
Raspberry Tart
Heart
Raspberry Ripple
Nipple
Raspberry Rippe
Cripple
Rank and riches
Breeches
Randolph Scott
Spot (acne)
Rainbow Trout
Kraut (German)
Rag and Bone
Throne (Toilet)
Radio Rental
Mental
Radio Ones
Runs (Diarrhoea)
Rabbit and Pork
Talk (Rabbit's too much)
S
Syrup Of Figs
Wigs
Syrup (short for syrup of figs)
Wig (sick)
Sydney
Kidney
Sweeny Todd
Flying Squad (Police)
Sweaty Sock
Jock (Scotsman)
Swanee River
Liver
Surrey Docks
Pox
Supersonic
Tonic
Sunny South
Mouth
Sugar Candy
Handy
Sugar basin
A marble mason
Sugar and Honey
Money
Suez Canal
Flannel
Struggle and Grunt
Cunt
Strawberry Tart
Heart
Strawberry Split
Git (twit)
Strawberry Rhone
Telephone
Strange'n'Weird
Beard
Storm and Strife
Wife
Stop Thief
Beef
Stoke On Trent
Bent (Criminal)
Stinging Nettle
Kettle
Sticky Toffee
Coffee
Stewed Prune
Tune
Stevie
Cinema
Stevey Bould
Cold
Steve McQueens
Jean's
Steve McGarret
50
Steve Claridge
Garage
Stench
Dame Judy (Dench)
Steffi Graf
Laugh
Steam Tug
Mug (fool)
Steak & kidney
Sydney
Star's Nap
Tap (Ask for a Loan)
Stand to Attention
Pension
Stand at Ease
Cheese
Stammer and Stutter
Butter
St. Martins-Le-Grand
Hand
Sprarsy Anna
Tanner (sixpence)
Spotted Dick
Sick
Spiders & Bugs
Thugs
Spark and Smoulder
Shoulder
Spanish Archer
Elbow
Sovs
Pounds (currency)
Soup and Gravy
Navy
Sorry and Sad
Bad
Son 'n Daughter'd
Slaughtered
Soldier's Bold
Cold
Sock and blister
Sister
Soap
Bob Hope
Snow and Slush
Flush
Snout
Cigarettes
Snake's hiss
Piss
Slits in a Dress
Mess
Slay 'em in the aisles
Piles (hemorrhoids)
Sky Rocket
Sky Diver
Fiver
Skin and Blister
Sister
Skein of Thread
Bed
Single Fish
Pish
Sinbad The Sailor
Tailor
Simon Said
Dead
Silver Spoon
Coon
Sigorney Weaver
Beaver
Sighs and Tears
Ears
Sieg Heils
Piles (haemorrhoids)
Shovel and Pick
Nick (Prison)
Short of a sheet
in the street
Scooby Doo
Shoe
Ship in Full Sail
Pint of Ale
Sherman Tank
Wank
Sherman Tank
Yank
Sherbet Dab
Cab
Shepherd's Plaid
Bad
Shawshank Redemption
Pension
Shaun Ryder
Cider
Shannon Tweed
Weed
Shake and Shiver
River
Sexton Blake
Fake
Sexton Blake
Cake
Septic Tank
Yank (a person from the U.S.)
Selina Scott
Spot
Sebastion Coe
Toe
Scuffers
Police
Screw
Prison Officer
Screaming Alice
Crystal Palace
Scratch yer head (Scratcher)
Bed
Scott Mills
Pills
Scott Gibbs
Fibs (lies)
Scotch Pegs
Legs
Scotch Peg
Egg
Scotch Mist
(Pissed) Drunk
Score
20
Scooby-Doo
Clue
Scooby (short for Scooby-Doo)
Clue (inkling, as in "I haven't got a scooby.")
Schindlers List
Pissed, drunk
Scarper (Scapa Flow)
go, run away
Scapa Flow / Scarper
run away, go
Sausage Roll
Goal
Sausage and Mash
Cash
Saucepan Lid
Quid (One Pound)
Saucepan Lid
Kid(Child)
Saucepan Handle
Candle
Satin and Silk
Milk
Santa's Grotto
Blotto, drunk
Sans Fairy Ann
I don't mind
Sandshoe
Thank you
San Toy
Boy
San Moritz
Shit's
Salvador Dali
Drink
Salt
Bank Vault
Salmon Trout
Gout
Salmon and Trout
Stout (Beer)
Salmon and Trout
Snout(Tobacco)
T
Typewriter
Fighter
Two-thirty
Dirty
Two-Bob Bits
Shits (diarrhoea)
Two Little Ducks
22
Two Fat Ladies
88
Two Bob Bit
Shit
Two and Eight
State (in a right old two and eight/hypo mood)
Two and Eight
State (Anguish)
Two and Eight
State (of upset)
Two and Eight
State (in a right old two and eight)
Twist and twirl
girl
Twist and Shouts
Sprouts
Turtle Doves
Gloves
Turtle Dove
Love
Turkish Delight
Shite (speaking shite/rubbish)
Turkish Bath
Laugh
Tumble down the sink
drink
Tufnell Park
Lark (fun)
True till death
Breath
Trouble and Strife
Wife
Trombone
Phone
Tristram Hunt
Cunt (metaphorical - referring to a person, not genitalia)
Trick Cyclist
Psychiatrist
Tree Trunk
Skunk
Treacle Tart
Sweetheart
Treacle
Tart
Trap One
Toilet
Tramp on a Bench
Wench
Town Halls
Balls (testicles)
Touch Me on the Knob
Bob (Shilling)
Top Hat
Chat
Tony Slattery
Battery
Tony Blair(s)
Flairs or Hair
Tonic
Philharmonic
Ton
100
Tommy Tucker
Fucker
Tommy Tucker
Supper
Tommy Trinder
Window
Tommy Tank
Bank
Tommy Tank
Wank (masturbate)
Tommy Rollocks
Bollocks
Tomfoolery
Jewellery (A nice piece of Tom)
Tom, Dick and Harry
Dictionary
Tom Tit
Shit
Tom Thumb
Rum
Tom Tank
Wank
Tom Mix
Six
Tom Jones
Bones
Tom and Jerry
Merry
Tom and Dick
Sick
tom (tomfoolery)
Jewellery ('Tom' now means any stolen goods)
Toe-Rag
Fag (cigarette)
Toe Rag
Slag - Female of Easy Virtue
Toe Rag
Slag (prostitute)
Todd Sloane
on your own (on yer Todd)
Toby jugs
Lugs (ears)
Toby Jug
Mug (chump)
Toby Ale
Rail
Toblerone
On my own
Tifter (Tit for Tat)
Hat
Tit Willow
Pillow
Tina Turner
Earner
Tin Tank
Bank
Tin Tack
Sack
Tin of Fruit
Suit
Tin Lids
Kids
Tin Lid
Yid (Jewish Person)
Tin Bath
Laugh
Tile
Hairstyle
Tilburys (short for Tilbury Docks)
Socks
Tilbury Docks / Almond Rocks
Socks
Tiddly Wink
Drink
Tid (short for tiddlywink)
Chink (Chinese person)
Tick-Tock
Clock
Tick-tack
The track
Tick
Tock
Tic Tac
Sack
Thumb and Pinky
Chinky
Thr'penny Bit
Tits
Three Wheel Trike
Dyke (Lesbian)
Three Card Trick
Dick (penis)
Thora Hird
third (3rd class university degree)
Thomas Tilling
Shilling
This and That
Cat
Thirteen Amp
Tramp (hobo)
These and Those
Toes
There you are
Bar
Theif
Tea Leaf
Texas Ranger
Stranger
Terry Waite
Late
Tennis Racquet
Jacket
Ten Speed Gears
Ears
Ten Fulongs (Mile and a quarter)
Water
Telecom Tower
Shower
Ted Ray
Gay (homosexual)
Teapot Lids
Kids
Teapot Lid
Quid (One Pound)
Tea, two and a Bloater
Motor
Tea Leafing
Thieving
Tea Leaf
Thief
Tea Caddy
Paddy
Taters in the Mould
Cold
Taters (short for potatoes in the mould)
Cold (adjective)
Tartan Banner
Tanner (Sixpence)
Tart
Golf Kart
Talk and Mutter
Butter
Tables and Chairs
Stairs
V
Vera Lyn
Gin
Von Trappe
Crap
Vodka and Tonic
VAT (value added tax)
Vindaloo
Clue
Vincent Price
Ice
Vera Lynns
Skins (Cigarette Papers)
Vera Lynn
Fin (or skin, meaning cigaratte rolling paper)
Van Gogh Ear
Left Here
Valerie Singleton
1
W
Whistle and flute
Suit (of clothes)
Weasel and Stoat
Coat
Wyatt Earp
Burp
Wooly Hat and Scarf
Laugh
Wooden Plank
Yank
Wobbly Jelly
Telly (Television)
Winona Ryder
Cider
Windshield Wiper
Billie Piper
Window
Tommy Trinder
Windjammer
Hammer
Wind and Kite
Web site
Wilson Picket
Ticket
Wilkie Bard
Warrant Card
Widow Twanky
Hanky (Handkerchief)
White mice
Ice
Whistle (whistle and flute)
Suit
Whiskey Malt
Fault
Whiskey and Soda
Voda (mobile phone)
Wheeltappers and Shunters
Punters
Whale and Gale
Out of Jail
Weston-Super-Mare
Nightmare
Westminster Abbey
Shabby
West Ham Reserves
Nerves
West End Thespian
Lesbian
Weeping Willow
Pillow
Weep and wail
A Tale
Website
Sight
Weaver's Chair
Prayer
Weasel (weasel and stoat)
Coat
Weakest Link
Drink
Watford Gap
Slap
Walter Scott
Pot
Walter Mitty
Titty (breast)
Wally's Scarf
Laugh
Wally Grout
Shout (round)
Wallace and Gromit
Vomit
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FAQs
How do you say hello in Cockney slang? ›
Starter slang
'Hiya' or 'Hey up' – these informal greetings both mean 'hello' and are especially popular in the north of England. 'What about ye?' is popular in Northern Ireland and is another way of saying 'How are you?' 'Howay' is popular in the north east of England and means 'let's go' or 'come on'.
Trouble and Strife is cockney rhyming slang for wife. We chose this name because it acknowledges the reality of conflict in relations between women and men. As radical feminists, our politics come directly from this tension between men's power and women's resistance.
What is fart in Cockney? ›What is fart in Cockney? The term "raspberry" derives from the Cockney rhyming slang "raspberry tart" for "fart" (that is, "blowing a fart").
What is Cockney rhyming slang for a turd? ›Richard the Third is Cockney slang for Turd.
What is Cockney slang for toilet? ›Khazi. Another slightly dated alternative word to the toilet, 'khazi' (also spelt karzy, kharsie or carzey) is derived from the low Cockney word 'carsey', meaning a privy. It has its roots in the nineteenth century, but gained popular usage during the twentieth century.
What do British people call their wives? ›Spouses and long-term relationship darlings
'Dear' is the only real addition to the standard 'darling' that most couples will need, with perhaps a 'love' and a standard 'darling' thrown in here and there. Come the 60-year anniversary, many British couples are content with a few grunts over the breakfast tea and toast.
"Day's a-dawning" (morning)
What is Adam and Eve in Cockney slang? ›Paired words that rhyme with the intended word: Bobby Moore = sure, Rosie Lee = tea, loaf of bread = head, Adam and Eve = believe, bees and honey = money, pig and roast = toast, Scooby = Scooby Doo = clue.
What is a Jaffa in Cockney? ›(slang) An impotent or infertile male.
What is Cockney rhyming slang for balls? ›Origins. The phrase originated as Cockney rhyming slang where "cobblers" refers to cobbler's awls which rhymes with "balls" (testicles), as in the exclamation "Balls!" for "Nonsense!". The use of the rhyme allows a taboo word, in this case the vulgar exclamation "balls!", to be avoided.
What does porky pies mean in Cockney? ›
porky pie (plural porky pies) (Cockney rhyming slang, chiefly in the plural) Lie (false statement).
What is a jack and jill slang? ›Noun. Jack and Jill (plural Jack and Jills) (chiefly attributive) A bachelor party or bachelorette party to which both men and women are invited. quotations ▼ (rhyming slang) A bill (as for a restaurant meal).
What does weasel mean in Cockney slang? ›The first idea is that the rhyme is written in Cockney rhyming slang – a popular way of speaking in Victorian London's East End, which people used to disguise what they were saying. In this idea, 'weasel' means 'coat' and 'pop' is all about pawning possessions (which you can find out about lower down).
What is a cherry hog? ›'Cherry' is slang for 'dog', relating to the 'cherry hog' container that was used to collect crops.
What is a Cockney girl? ›: a squeamish woman. often capitalized. : a native of London and especially of the East End of London.
What is a bottle and glass in Cockney slang? ›In cockney rhyming slang, "bottle" means "arse" (bottle and glass). Originally, you would "lose your bottle" - i.e. be so scared as to lose control of your bowel function. This has been shortened down to just "bottle it".
What is cockney rhyming slang for drink? ›A cuppa, a brew, a cup of char, a Rosy Lee (Cockney rhyming slang), a builder's will all get you the same thing: a nice cup of steaming hot, milky tea.
What is Cockney slang for eyes? ›Mince pies = eyes
This is a term used widely in London even to this day, usually to describe a girl's features. Her eyes would be described as Minces, an even more slang term from the original mince pies.
British English ↕ | American English ↕ |
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postcode | zip code |
postman | mailman, mail carrier, letter carrier |
pub | bar |
public toilet | rest room, public bathroom |
Loony/Loopy – A mad or crazy person. Lost the Plot – Gone crazy, not following the situation.
What do British people call flirting? ›
Grafting
"Grafting" is Scottish slang denoting a lad who is trying to get a girl to like him. A bit like flirting. You'll hear this one a lot on the British Love Island.
White British is an ethnicity classification used for the native white population identifying as English, Scottish, Welsh, Cornish, Northern Irish, or British in the United Kingdom Census.
How do British say love? ›Love/luv. The term love in Britain is often written as luv, and it gets used simply as a title most of the time.
What is a bacon in Cockney slang? ›The even grimmer thing is "bacon" is also cockney rhyming slang for a pervert – I'm giving Clarkson the benefit of the doubt but it's even less of a good look.
What is British slang for going to bed? ›- go to sleep.
- go to your room.
- kip down (British, slang)
- hit the hay (slang)
Loaf of bread is a typical Cockney rhyming slang phrase. The meaning is head. If a Cockney described someone as "rarely using his loaf of bread" then that would imply that the person doesn't often use their head – a lack of common sense perhaps.
What does Jack Jones mean in Cockney? ›To be on one's Jack Jones is to be alone; on one's own. This imperfect piece of cockney rhyming slang appears to derive from the music hall song 'E Dunno Where 'E Are, written in the early 1890s by Fred Eplett and made famous by Gus Elen.
What does Barney mean in Cockney? ›Barney Rubble = Trouble
“If I'm not home soon, I'm in a lot of Barney.” Barney Rubble isn't just a famous Flintstone in this part of the world – oh no; in London, Barney (you don't say Rubble) is used to indicate a situation that will or has landed you in a spot of trouble.
Cockney rhyming slang for a fiver is a 'Lady Godiva', and the group the Commodores are best-known for their song 'Three Times A Lady'. 5.
What does mutton mean in Cockney? ›Cockney Rhyming Slang For Deaf! Life has a strangeness about it that is sometimes genuinely hard to understand.
What does rabbit mean in Cockney slang? ›
It's actually from the Cockney rhyming slang “rabbit & pork “– talk – but your bunny has plenty to say, even if it can't speak out loud.
What does butchers mean in Cockney? ›Other common-if-kitschy rhyming slang words include "trouble," which means "wife" (trouble and strife = wife); "butcher's," which means "look" ("butcher's hook" = look); "dog," which means "phone" (dog and bone = phone); and "barnet," which means "hair." (Barnet fair = hair.)
What is a load of Codswallop? ›One of the words in the appeal (and later in the series) was codswallop, which had made its first appearance in the OED in the supplementary volume published in 1972, in which it was recorded as a slang word meaning 'nonsense, drivel'.
What is grasshopper in Cockney slang? ›One who gives information. A "squealer" or "squeaker". The origin derives from rhyming slang: grasshopper – copper; a "grass" or "grasser" tells the "copper" or policeman.
What is a Wally Cockney? ›If you refer to someone as a wally, you think that they are stupid or foolish. [British, informal, disapproval]
What does Frog and Toad mean in Cockney? ›Noun. frog and toad (plural frog and toads) (Cockney rhyming slang) Road. I'm just going down the frog and toad to see my old china Dave. (= I'm just going down the road to see my friend Dave.)
What is a slang word to say hi? ›1 “Howdy.” 2 “Ahoy, matey.” 3 “Aloha.” 4 “Yo yo yo!” A mockingly formal greeting is a fun way to get a chuckle. “Well met.” “Greetings, friend.”
What's another slang word for hello? ›You can use “hey” and “hi” to greet someone instead of “hello.” Both are particularly popular among younger people. While “hi” is appropriate to use in any casual situation, “hey” is for people who have already met.
Why do Brits say innit? ›' is a contraction of the tag question 'Isn't it? ' and people use it to prompt a response from the listener. So if someone says 'Nice weather, innit? ', they are expecting you to agree and say 'Yes'.
What is Cockney slang for girlfriend? ›Squeeze is Cockney slang for Boyfriend or girlfriend..
What is the meaning of Wagwan? ›
Interjection. wagwan. (Jamaican creole, MLE, MTE) Greeting equivalent to what's up or what's happening.
How do you say goodbye in slang? ›- (formal): adieu, farewell.
- (informal): bye, bye-bye, catch you later, mind how you go, see ya, see you, see you in the funny papers (US, informal, dated), so long, ta ta, tatty bye, toodeloo, toodles, TTFN, ttyl.
- (slang): buh-bye, cya, hasta la vista, later, laters, keep it real, peace, peace out, take it easy.
Interjection. sup? (slang) what's up (either as a greeting or actual question) synonyms ▲
What are 10 slang words? ›- It's giving. You can throw this one into conversation to describe the vibe something is giving you. ...
- Era. Think of this as a substitute for “phase”. ...
- Iykyk. This one is a pure and simple acronym. ...
- Slay. ...
- Fell off. ...
- Gatekeep. ...
- Situationship. ...
- Bad take.
Spanish phrase
bue·nas no·ches ˈbwe-näs-ˈnō-ches. : good evening : good night.
HEYO is a slang term which means "Hey You." It is used as a greeting, similar to "Hi" or "Hello." "Hey You" is also abbreviated as AYO, EYO, and HEYY.